Tuesday, December 11, 2007
right here, right now.
in my face.
i don't care if you drink or not.
Thursday, December 6, 2007
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
My heart bleeds for this shit.
It is hard to believe that people hold such archaic, repressive, and neanderthal views. What laws govern such states? What retrogressive education to they impart in their academic institutions ? Where is Amnesty and UN now ?
Rabb Rakha, Rabb Rakha.
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Saturday, November 17, 2007
After dinner and drinks at Tandoor, Hawt Exchange Student and Grouch saunter hand-in-hand to Haagen-Dasz (which incidentally in Punjabi means "shit and tell", but I digress)
Hawt Exchange Student: You can have my strawberries
Grouch: *reaching over to get the strawberries, knocks down her entire Sundae*
We try our luck at Starbucks. I try preventing going tits-up again, walk over smoothly, try to be all cool and order:
"She will have a tall peppermint mocha and I'll have an extra-hawt, double-whip, non-fat, de-caff, double-shot, tall, white latte"
Duh Starbux girl: You want a decaffeinated latte with a double caffeine shot ?
Woe is me.
I outta here yo
Shah Rukh Khan should just retire. Please. Three hours of banal, twisted, vapid and vacuous screenplay. The only saving grace were the Rajendar Kumar jibes. Shah Rukh Khan plays himself: hamming it to the tee. And what is up with bringing the entire Bollywood together in the last song. Why oh why can't we Indian people make better movies?
And please, all you Shak Rukh Khan fans, please go ahead and eat a bowl full of blogger dic*.
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
DJ Shakes - You ain't down, if you ain't brown
Crany Professor - Embodiment of snark, sarcasm, wit and genius
Crystal Anne - My spiritual Guru
Avitable - witty bastard
Pointless Drivel - for his Halloween costume, he came in his pants
Certifiable Princess - one of the three blogging super powers
The God Delusion -- Richard Dawkins
God is not Great -- Christopher Hitchens
I also picked up Think India by Vinay Rai and promptly returned it after reading the first few pages.
Three days of solitude, three books, a bottle of the finest dark rum.
I have been recompensed for the absolute piss and vinegar that the Frosh have been this year. I'm at peace, y'all!
Sunday, October 28, 2007
WTF is up with Montek Ahluwalia ?
Some one please explain to me why is it that governance in India is held hostage to neanderthal beliefs. These cantankerous bastards and their archaic views should be maintained in a maximum security repository with the remains of other fossil collections. They might want to place Harkishan Singh Surjeet next to Narasimha Rao's gargantuan nostrils.
The Left inspired ideology as a question, as a check on equity remains relevant, but it fails miserably as a solution. What infuriates me is that they won't vote on the India-USA nuclear deal in parliament: they walk out instead. A brilliant strategy to develop consensus on a controversial issues, Assholes.
And, please don't get me started on why Manmohan Singh does not wear a fifty.
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Friday, October 19, 2007
Monday, October 15, 2007
Growth and Development term paper
Comment on an idiot's paper
Discuss the Economics of Immigration with four retired HC judges
Work on an Econometrics paper and deal with over-ambitious team member. Please.
Grade 38 assignments, finish feedback for frosh. Notice the alliteration. This is how I roll.
Write a paper on pension reform in Democratic People's Republic of Korea. There is no social security in North Korea, Professor Twat
Deal with the neanderthal-looking and retarded pharmacist who won't refill my prescription.
who drinks coke without ice ?
who the fuck drinks coke without rum and ice ?
my retarded flatmate.
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Thursday, September 6, 2007
Friday, August 31, 2007
of grandeur, bravado and might;
of love, lies and deceit;
of vindication and revenge;
of places beyond the mind;
a story of loquacious prolixity;
of fear, of hope
of horizons lost and time stayed.
a lot to tell, a lot to live
the day is still young.
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
woo hoo ! yay!
it's time to kill a chicken, say a prayer, do a dance !
there will be rum and coke, some alize and cheap hooker and humus!
the grouch will get low and nekkid, there will be some streaking and desi gay moments!
hold on to your bail monies, people!
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Monday, June 18, 2007
Sunday, June 17, 2007
Sunday, June 10, 2007
The Pope is addressed `Your Holiness' and Roman Catholics call him `The Holy Father.'
But somewhere in the tumble dryer that is the part of the U.S. President's brain set aside for words, the two concepts got tangled and he told Associated Press:
"I think His Holy Father will be pleased to know that much of our foreign policy is based on the admonition to whom much is given, much is required."
No doubt Pope Benedict, whom Mr. Bush later described as "very smart," was able to deconstruct the rest of the sentence.
But before he got down to cases with Mr. Bush, the Bishop of Rome, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of the Prince of the Apostles and Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church on Saturday had the unusual experience of being called `sir.'
"It's good to be with you, sir," said Mr. Bush as he sat down.
Saturday, June 9, 2007
Sunday, June 3, 2007
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Sunday, May 13, 2007
Saturday, April 21, 2007
This time around, a 12-year-old boy was used by the Taliban to behead a suspected American spy. 12-year-old ? 12-year-old ? Fucking 12-year-old ?
Excerpts from the CNN-IBN news update:
"A video circulating in Pakistan records the grisly death of Ghulam Nabi, a Pakistani militant accused of betraying a top Taliban official who was killed in a December airstrike in Afghanistan"
"...A continuous 2½-minute shot then shows the victim lying on his side on a patch of rubble-strewn ground. A man holds Nabi by his beard while the boy, wearing a camouflage military jacket and oversized white sneakers, cuts into the throat. Other men and boys call out “Allahu akbar!” (God is great) as blood spurts from the wound.The film, overlain with jihadi songs, then shows the boy hacking and slashing at the man's neck until the head is severed"
What "God" do people like these answer to ?
Monday, January 22, 2007
Corinthians chapter 13:4-7.......
4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy,it does not boast, it is not proud.
5 It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, its if not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
6. love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
7. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always preserves.
8 Love never fails.....
13. And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.
true, but have u heard that song, "let me ride that donkey, donkeey''?
Friday, January 19, 2007
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
i-tone drops at 8:00AM
Losartan Potassium50 mg at 9:00 AM
Amlopress Besylate 5 mg at 02:00 PM
Losartan Potassium 50 mg at 5:00 PM
Amlopress Besylate 5 mg at 8:00 PM
i-tone drops at 10:00 PM
Life at twenty two ? And, you are depressed, why ?