Sunday, June 24, 2007
peace, prayer, please.
antarjaamee purakh biDhaatay sarDhaa man kee pooray.
naanak daas ihai sukh maagai mo ka-o kar santan kee Dhooray
Baksh le, Baba Nanak, Baksh le.
Monday, June 18, 2007
foxtrot
Sunday, June 17, 2007
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Gaffe at the Vatican
The Pope is addressed `Your Holiness' and Roman Catholics call him `The Holy Father.'
But somewhere in the tumble dryer that is the part of the U.S. President's brain set aside for words, the two concepts got tangled and he told Associated Press:
"I think His Holy Father will be pleased to know that much of our foreign policy is based on the admonition to whom much is given, much is required."
No doubt Pope Benedict, whom Mr. Bush later described as "very smart," was able to deconstruct the rest of the sentence.
But before he got down to cases with Mr. Bush, the Bishop of Rome, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of the Prince of the Apostles and Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church on Saturday had the unusual experience of being called `sir.'
"It's good to be with you, sir," said Mr. Bush as he sat down.
Saturday, June 9, 2007
balle-balle
Sunday, June 3, 2007
Overheard in New York
Dude #1: How come when you have sex bad things happen, like STDs? Why can't you get sexually transmitted skills, like creativity?
Dude #2: Or jugglin.