Tuesday, October 30, 2007

my peeeps

to the 3.6 people who religiously come here everyday:

DJ Shakes - You ain't down, if you ain't brown

Crany Professor - Embodiment of snark, sarcasm, wit and genius

Crystal Anne - My spiritual Guru

Avitable - witty bastard

Pointless Drivel - for his Halloween costume, he came in his pants

Certifiable Princess - one of the three blogging super powers


The Executioner's Song -- Norman Mailer

The God Delusion -- Richard Dawkins

God is not Great -- Christopher Hitchens

I also picked up Think India by Vinay Rai and promptly returned it after reading the first few pages.

Three days of solitude, three books, a bottle of the finest dark rum.

I have been recompensed for the absolute piss and vinegar that the Frosh have been this year. I'm at peace, y'all!

Sunday, October 28, 2007

why oh why can't these men learn to tie a turban ?

Where is the Prime Minister's Fifty ??

WTF is up with Montek Ahluwalia ?

Please, gentlemen, please.

cantankerous old farts

A wise man once said, "If the Left has a role in the future of India, India has no future left".

Some one please explain to me why is it that governance in India is held hostage to neanderthal beliefs. These cantankerous bastards and their archaic views should be maintained in a maximum security repository with the remains of other fossil collections. They might want to place Harkishan Singh Surjeet next to Narasimha Rao's gargantuan nostrils.

The Left inspired ideology as a question, as a check on equity remains relevant, but it fails miserably as a solution. What infuriates me is that they won't vote on the India-USA nuclear deal in parliament: they walk out instead. A brilliant strategy to develop consensus on a controversial issues, Assholes.

And, please don't get me started on why Manmohan Singh does not wear a fifty.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

super bad

I watched Super Bad last night. It was hilarious. A little slow in the middle, but it was funny as shit. Go. watch it. now

Friday, October 19, 2007


New Zealand's former Prime Minister, Robert Muldoon, on the possible implications of New Zealanders migrating to Australia:

"New Zealanders who leave for Australia raise the IQ of both countries’"

that my friends is sheer genius.

Monday, October 15, 2007

oh my goodness

due by Friday

Econometrics Mid-term

Growth and Development term paper

Comment on an idiot's paper

Discuss the Economics of Immigration with four retired HC judges

Work on an Econometrics paper and deal with over-ambitious team member. Please.

Grade 38 assignments, finish feedback for frosh. Notice the alliteration. This is how I roll.

Write a paper on pension reform in Democratic People's Republic of Korea. There is no social security in North Korea, Professor Twat

Deal with the neanderthal-looking and retarded pharmacist who won't refill my prescription.


who drinks coke without ice ?
who the fuck drinks coke without rum and ice ?
my retarded flatmate.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

the View

Can I just say Elizabeth Hasselboobs is the crotch rot of The View. She should either keep shut or just go on long-ass vacations.

Also, do read the Age of Turbulence by Alan Greenspan. It's surprisingly engaging.