fuck buckets

Ignorant git of a friend managed to finagle a $17 K bonus with her crotch-rot intellect after working 5 months at 'Hores and Co: Partners at Law'. Why oh Why am I still in academia?

Economic Speak

On a given day, I am usually indifferent between drinking Coke and its zero-calorie-equivalent, Coke Light. I put in a $1 coin into the vending machine, and due to some technical glitch, my one dollar could buy either a Coke ($1) or Coke Light ($1.10).


I of course, took full advantage of my $.10 consumer surplus!

1. After many margaritas, daiquiris and gimlets, and table-top dancing this past weekend: the Grouch is giving up alcohol this season. It will be one long Spring.

2. Hindsight, somehow, will manage to knee you in the boys. GAH!

3. I got my teaching evaluation for last semester's principle of economics course. It was pretty good. Best student comment: "I pink-puffy-heart the Grouch".

4. I may have met someone. I really really like.

5. Books read this week: Elizabeth I and Mary Stuart and The Economic Naturalist

hawt exchange student leaves for Lithuania.

my best friend is getting engaged soon.
i wish i could be happy for her.
i really do.

prayers, please

grrrr

if i offer your ass my much perfected combination of rum and coke. you have two options. yes or no. i hate it when people, need to qualify their choice with, "oh, i don't drink".

whiskey-tango- foxtrot.

right here, right now.

in my face.

i don't care if you drink or not.

mofos