Thursday, September 6, 2007

score!

Hot Korean Girl: Aww! you are so cute.
Me: *blush*

(30 minutes pass)

Hot Korean Gril: This coffee is so cute

woe is me.

Friday, August 31, 2007

A story to tell--
of grandeur, bravado and might;
of love, lies and deceit;
of vindication and revenge;
of places beyond the mind;
a story of loquacious prolixity;
of fear, of hope
of horizons lost and time stayed.

a lot to tell, a lot to live
the day is still young.
A tryst with time:
Life as witness, I ask with complete abandon,
give me back my yesterday
or at least a memory that might.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

15-08-1984

India 60, Grouch 23 !

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

yay!

my house-guest has gone home !
woo hoo ! yay!
it's time to kill a chicken, say a prayer, do a dance !
there will be rum and coke, some alize and cheap hooker and humus!
the grouch will get low and nekkid, there will be some streaking and desi gay moments!
hold on to your bail monies, people!

Sunday, June 24, 2007

peace, prayer, please.

In my prayers,

antarjaamee purakh biDhaatay sarDhaa man kee pooray.
naanak daas ihai sukh maagai mo ka-o kar santan kee Dhooray

Baksh le, Baba Nanak, Baksh le.

Monday, June 18, 2007

foxtrot

From CNN:
Seven children were killed in an airstrike by the U.S.-led coalition on a compound in eastern Afghanistan where al Qaeda fighters were believed to be gathered on Sunday, according to a U.S. military statement.
A U.S. military spokesman said there was no sign of children around the targeted building before the airstrike was ordered. "We had surveillance on the compound all day and saw no indications there were children inside the building," said Army Maj. Chris Belcher, spokesman for the Coalition
"This is another example of al Qaeda using the protective status of a mosque, as well as innocent civilians, to shield themselves," Maj. Belcher said. "We are saddened by the innocent lives that were lost as a result of militants' cowardice."
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1. It was a fucking Madrassa, there will be children inside the building. It's a school. Assholes.
2. I refuse to believe your "surveillance", your NSA provided penny-picture-perfect surveillance could not see the children at the Madrassa.
3. If you were so sure about your surveillance, why did you not go in and get them.
4. 7 children were killed. Militants too, apparently. Congratulations.
5. "We are saddened by the innocent lives that were lost as a result of militants' cowardice". How about "we are sorry that we killed 7 of your children"; "we are sorry our much prized surveillance did not see children in the school". How about just a simple "we are sorry and we pray that their souls rest in peace".
Do not get me wrong. I support the American endeavour to cleanse the world of terrorism. You have the satellites that can read the numbers on a dollar bill shoved up a camel's ass. Use them. Please.