Sunday, October 28, 2007

why oh why can't these men learn to tie a turban ?

Where is the Prime Minister's Fifty ??



WTF is up with Montek Ahluwalia ?



Please, gentlemen, please.

cantankerous old farts

A wise man once said, "If the Left has a role in the future of India, India has no future left".

Some one please explain to me why is it that governance in India is held hostage to neanderthal beliefs. These cantankerous bastards and their archaic views should be maintained in a maximum security repository with the remains of other fossil collections. They might want to place Harkishan Singh Surjeet next to Narasimha Rao's gargantuan nostrils.

The Left inspired ideology as a question, as a check on equity remains relevant, but it fails miserably as a solution. What infuriates me is that they won't vote on the India-USA nuclear deal in parliament: they walk out instead. A brilliant strategy to develop consensus on a controversial issues, Assholes.

And, please don't get me started on why Manmohan Singh does not wear a fifty.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

super bad

I watched Super Bad last night. It was hilarious. A little slow in the middle, but it was funny as shit. Go. watch it. now

Friday, October 19, 2007

genius

New Zealand's former Prime Minister, Robert Muldoon, on the possible implications of New Zealanders migrating to Australia:

"New Zealanders who leave for Australia raise the IQ of both countries’"

that my friends is sheer genius.

Monday, October 15, 2007

oh my goodness

due by Friday

Econometrics Mid-term

Growth and Development term paper

Comment on an idiot's paper

Discuss the Economics of Immigration with four retired HC judges

Work on an Econometrics paper and deal with over-ambitious team member. Please.

Grade 38 assignments, finish feedback for frosh. Notice the alliteration. This is how I roll.

Write a paper on pension reform in Democratic People's Republic of Korea. There is no social security in North Korea, Professor Twat

Deal with the neanderthal-looking and retarded pharmacist who won't refill my prescription.

Grrrrrr

who drinks coke without ice ?
who the fuck drinks coke without rum and ice ?
my retarded flatmate.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

the View

Can I just say Elizabeth Hasselboobs is the crotch rot of The View. She should either keep shut or just go on long-ass vacations.

Also, do read the Age of Turbulence by Alan Greenspan. It's surprisingly engaging.

Thursday, September 6, 2007

score!

Hot Korean Girl: Aww! you are so cute.
Me: *blush*

(30 minutes pass)

Hot Korean Gril: This coffee is so cute

woe is me.