Friday, October 19, 2007

genius

New Zealand's former Prime Minister, Robert Muldoon, on the possible implications of New Zealanders migrating to Australia:

"New Zealanders who leave for Australia raise the IQ of both countries’"

that my friends is sheer genius.

Monday, October 15, 2007

oh my goodness

due by Friday

Econometrics Mid-term

Growth and Development term paper

Comment on an idiot's paper

Discuss the Economics of Immigration with four retired HC judges

Work on an Econometrics paper and deal with over-ambitious team member. Please.

Grade 38 assignments, finish feedback for frosh. Notice the alliteration. This is how I roll.

Write a paper on pension reform in Democratic People's Republic of Korea. There is no social security in North Korea, Professor Twat

Deal with the neanderthal-looking and retarded pharmacist who won't refill my prescription.

Grrrrrr

who drinks coke without ice ?
who the fuck drinks coke without rum and ice ?
my retarded flatmate.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

the View

Can I just say Elizabeth Hasselboobs is the crotch rot of The View. She should either keep shut or just go on long-ass vacations.

Also, do read the Age of Turbulence by Alan Greenspan. It's surprisingly engaging.

Thursday, September 6, 2007

score!

Hot Korean Girl: Aww! you are so cute.
Me: *blush*

(30 minutes pass)

Hot Korean Gril: This coffee is so cute

woe is me.

Friday, August 31, 2007

A story to tell--
of grandeur, bravado and might;
of love, lies and deceit;
of vindication and revenge;
of places beyond the mind;
a story of loquacious prolixity;
of fear, of hope
of horizons lost and time stayed.

a lot to tell, a lot to live
the day is still young.
A tryst with time:
Life as witness, I ask with complete abandon,
give me back my yesterday
or at least a memory that might.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

15-08-1984

India 60, Grouch 23 !