Monday, October 15, 2007

oh my goodness

due by Friday

Econometrics Mid-term

Growth and Development term paper

Comment on an idiot's paper

Discuss the Economics of Immigration with four retired HC judges

Work on an Econometrics paper and deal with over-ambitious team member. Please.

Grade 38 assignments, finish feedback for frosh. Notice the alliteration. This is how I roll.

Write a paper on pension reform in Democratic People's Republic of Korea. There is no social security in North Korea, Professor Twat

Deal with the neanderthal-looking and retarded pharmacist who won't refill my prescription.

Grrrrrr

who drinks coke without ice ?
who the fuck drinks coke without rum and ice ?
my retarded flatmate.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

the View

Can I just say Elizabeth Hasselboobs is the crotch rot of The View. She should either keep shut or just go on long-ass vacations.

Also, do read the Age of Turbulence by Alan Greenspan. It's surprisingly engaging.

Thursday, September 6, 2007

score!

Hot Korean Girl: Aww! you are so cute.
Me: *blush*

(30 minutes pass)

Hot Korean Gril: This coffee is so cute

woe is me.

Friday, August 31, 2007

A story to tell--
of grandeur, bravado and might;
of love, lies and deceit;
of vindication and revenge;
of places beyond the mind;
a story of loquacious prolixity;
of fear, of hope
of horizons lost and time stayed.

a lot to tell, a lot to live
the day is still young.
A tryst with time:
Life as witness, I ask with complete abandon,
give me back my yesterday
or at least a memory that might.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

15-08-1984

India 60, Grouch 23 !

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

yay!

my house-guest has gone home !
woo hoo ! yay!
it's time to kill a chicken, say a prayer, do a dance !
there will be rum and coke, some alize and cheap hooker and humus!
the grouch will get low and nekkid, there will be some streaking and desi gay moments!
hold on to your bail monies, people!